Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Satire. Once liverwire.
The Internet is like the Tower of Babel, and by golly the Lord should strike it down because it helps men get together to plot evil which is against His plan for all of us, for we are naught but His scraggy-footed minions of divine doom and must not be distracted from this purpose by ambition and humanism. The translation sites shall be the first to go and along similar lines all translators shall perish, as they are not what God intended and translation should thus be tantamount to a sin. Kind of like those first-born sons. Of course people who translate bibles and shit to spread God's word might be spared if they mark up their email accounts with digitalised animal intestines or something.
We speak different languages because God wants it this way. Translators must die or repent by getting up the arse!
The Trade Towers were too close to the sky, and Pisa is leaning for a reason.
The Internet is really making it too easy for men to exchange ideas, and didn't God strike down the Babel Tower to prevent such stuff?
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, ALL TRANSLATIONS EXCEPT THOSE TO SPREAD THE FAITH MUST CEASE AND THE INTERNET MUST BE DESTROYED. AMEN.
We speak different languages because God wants it this way. Translators must die or repent by getting up the arse!
The Trade Towers were too close to the sky, and Pisa is leaning for a reason.
The Internet is really making it too easy for men to exchange ideas, and didn't God strike down the Babel Tower to prevent such stuff?
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, ALL TRANSLATIONS EXCEPT THOSE TO SPREAD THE FAITH MUST CEASE AND THE INTERNET MUST BE DESTROYED. AMEN.
