Saturday, February 04, 2006

kwotes

EvilEye:i just found out that i have competition for student government president
EvilEye:hes blind
EvilEye:so heres my campaign slogan: "I have a vision"

what would jesus do>
probably get crucified and die

Kanuck: i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.

Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao

somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
why don't you put ice on the stairs
and heat up the door knob
and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
One of these...has a future.
LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new age.
NOBODY is responsible for their own actions.
Remember that.
Holy shit! I killed somebody! Bob made me do it!
Bob: Joe made me do it!
Joe: I blame the media!
Media: Videogames.
Videogames: Personal responsibility?
Personal Responsibility:

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?

what does your robot do, sam
it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
I am spartacus
no im spartacus
I am spartacus
I’m spartacus
ur all freaks thats what u r

lets talk about my johnson
small talk, eh?
fuck
owned

yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

I love school
Today our term paper due date's set
Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

I discovered that you'd never get an answer to a problem from Linux Gurus by asking. You have to troll in order for someone to help you with a Linux problem.
For example, I didn't know how to find files by contents and the man pages were way too confusing. What did I do? I knew from experience that if I just asked, I'd be told to read the man pages even though it was too hard for me.
Instead, I did what works. Trolling. By stating that Linux sucked because it was so hard to find a file compared to Windows, I got every self-described Linux Guru around the world coming to my aid. They gave me examples after examples of different ways to do it. All this in order to prove to everyone that Linux was better.
* ion has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
brings a tear to my eye... :') so true..
So if you're starting out Linux, I advise you to use the same method as I did to get help. Start the sentence with "Linux is gay because it can't do XXX like Windows can". You will have PhDs running to tell you how to solve your problems.
this person must be a kindred spirit of mine

WE DID THE MASH
we did the keyboard mash
THE KEYBOARD MASH
it was a lihosdptjhskrjngiso;kihy,aehtptuyjgio;t

: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
I need my socks.

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
The girl started crying and left class ^^

So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night
Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed
Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didnt have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs
Like a month later Im over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again
The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired
and I was like yeah I didnt sleep great Im kinda used to my bed
then my friend goes yeah your bed is awesome!
I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen


get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<_riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_riddler_> and I got this boner
<_riddler_> I dunno
<_riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm is a list of peoples last meal requests in texas
before execution.
lots of cheeseburgers there
oh thats really sad
it looks like criminals drink coke. pepsi marketing needs to get hold of this

i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

incest is at least something the whole family can do.

I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!

i beat the internet
the end guy is hard

67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%

if i added up all the penis enlargement emails i have, i would be entitled to, with a money back guarantee, a 14 foot 9 inch penis

you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks of

what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

Hey Mike
what?
Pussy.
er?
Pussy.
and?
Pussy.
...
Pussy.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
bastard

* vegai wears his reading bra.
umm, I mean glasses

HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

you're a towel
a towel of IMMENSE POWER, yes.

// posted by H. Brown @ 12:29 AM
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